Who Am I? I'm SPIDERMAN!!

Bwahahahahah!! It's true. I am Spiderman. I'm Spiderman in disguise. I shouldn't tell you this but I just couldn't help it. I have my costumetights-that-are-a-type-of-special-clothings-for-superheroes-like-me under my shirt. People condemn beings like me. I'm here to help you guys and make you feel better about yourself from killing yourself for the feeling of uselessness. You jump, I jump after you to save you. Don't feel bad about that. Yes. I mean your uselessness. Although it's consuming more than half of your body, oh no, nearly all of it? no?, although it's oozing out, it's ok. You're not the only one with that. See? Did I make you feel better? =P It's ok. Well, thank you, really. No, no. It's my job to make people feel better. LOL.

*snaps out*

When people first know me, they have to ask "Where are you from". I said "JB, home sweet home," People ask where is my kampung. I say Batu Pahat and Serian.

Serian? As in, in Sarawak? Yes. So, you're from Sarawak? No. I was born in JB. But you're from Sarawak? No dammit. I'm from JB. Rumah di JB. Then, why sibuk2 mau sebut Sarawak? LOL. My mum is a Bidayuh from Serian. So, technically I have Sarawakian blood.

I can't speak their language very fluently. I can understand what they're saying but I can't speak fluently. I can only speak with my sumpuk and babai. Not you, not anyone else, to make it very frank.

For those people who just entered our family, yes, you know who you are, I don't like you. I don't care about all your story morry, I just don't like you. U think ur so good, is it? Don't. Don't ever talk to me, like, ever. Ur a nobody. In our family, ur a nobody. Just a skanky as* trying to poke your retarded nose in our family's business. I don't consider you as family. Just be nice and go die somewhere. Be nice to me and *probably* I'll pray for you.

I HATE YOU!!!!!!! Ur not even family, skank! Get outta my life! Get outta my loved one's life!! For God's sake, get a friggin life!! Oh, don't. Shine!! *in Japanese, it literally means DIE!!!!! Wow I'm friggin good.